Hail Hydra… BOOM!!!!
I went to the Met today
I don’t think anyone is questioning who’s in charge after this, Thomas William.
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
Hi, my name is Phoebe, and I’m completely and totally obsessed with this guy.
Jaime likes pie now.
FUCK YEAH, PIE!
what im looking for in a guy
- chin length dark hair
- was a soldier
- has a metal arm
- is an assassin
- the winter soldier
- i’m looking for the winter soldier
so is steve
PLAYOFFS ARE COMING
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
- desserts & stressed
- drawer & reward
- gateman & nametag
- time & emit
- laced & decal
- regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
the first and last dad joke
I found myself doing this on the bus today.. It’s like an involuntary “I WANT ALMOST HUMAN BACK” tic