The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Thanks for the shitty ass gift
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
Steve’s first shield was neither the shield he had before he saved the 107th, nor was it the vibranium shield we’ve all become accustomed to.
Steve’s first shield was Bucky.
SHU T U P SHUT UP SHUT UP
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominant gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why else would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
This was just too cool to not reblog.
Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.